Percy's meteoric rise to popularity in District 13

Days at Percy For Congress Headquarters start off early. The Conservative Candidate for District 13 usually spends a portion of the morning in thoughtful contemplation of the many important political and social issues that affect our area. Before breakfast, handlers say he comes up with many innovative solutions to our District's pressing social and economic needs.

Percy may be a thoughtful individual, but he is well known for his easy style and sophisticated sense of humor, (an attribute he has nurtured during many years of constructive dialogue with other species, particularly cats.) Percy, District 13's only black white candidate, fluent in Spanish, is a strong believer in cross culture, cross species interface, and has vowed, if elected, to support programs that foment these ideals.

Percy is also a strong supporter of educational programs that help the homeless and poorly educated, particularly with language and job skills. Although he takes a hard-line with social parasites, especially fleas and worms, he has always had great compassion for those less fortunate. Indeed, Percy too was once homeless, a disadvantaged runaway. Few people are aware of those difficult early years, and Percy has worked hard to show the world that background and breeding are not what make us valuable members of society. Percy frowns on handouts, however, and although he enjoys treats as much as any of us, he understands the importance of working hard for his rewards; especially the reward of self improvement through regular attendance at Church of the Good Shepherd.

If elected, Percy will be a dedicated, tolerant thinker, not just a Sound Bite representative; Percy has been very vocal against politicians who just Bark out poorly crafted policy.

Percy takes a hard-line on crime. He will personally chase down any criminal he sees. Percy has himself never been implicated in any sex scandal, thanks, he says, to his timely neutering. He says he prefers to enjoy the company of females, without the dangers of disease and unwanted pregnancy. Conservative population control is a key issue in his campaign. Percy also supports adoption.

For Percy, education and vocational training are key elements enabling any individual to realize their own capacity for productive citizenship. Percy is the proud owner of the "Petsmart Obedient Dog Diploma". According to Percy, a quality education means there are no more excuses! Percy advocates free obedience training for all qualified candidates, and has pledged, if elected, to donate the sum of his congressional remuneration to the School Boards of District 13. He offers this as a standing challenge to all Congressional hopefuls.

Percy is a serious type, disinclined to run after the trivial, gaudy "toys" that often come his way. He won't "Fetch", and is impossible to bribe. He is his own individual, an independent thinker, who admires these traits in others. As your representative in Congress, District 13, Percy will examine the issues, dig up the Dirt, and avoid the "herd" mentality we too often see in politics these days. His political pedigree is there to serve YOU.

Percy has shown great leadership capabilities from early on in his exemplary career. He is now being groomed for public office by a talented hardworking staff of visionaries who believe in him, and who, over the years, have seen Percy develop into the wise and caring public figure that Floridians in District 13 can really trust.

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